Sex Poems

I found this list of dirty poems on friendster's bulletin. I can't believe that people can actually come up with such poems. So here it goes.....

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs
And give me an hour
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Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 Days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The father is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This would never happened
If the rubber hadn't tore
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Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And pray to god
You don't multiply
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
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Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin' paid
Everyone likes gettin' laid
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Roses are nice
Violets are fine
I'll be the six
If you be the nine
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Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in